The Highest ROI Women Can Invest on
What is the Highest ROI Women Can Invest on? Let’s look at a story from Reddit.
A man is dating three women and had to decide which one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 to see what each one does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second woman goes out shopping and buys him presents. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, new gadgets and gizmos, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns $5,000 many times over. She gives him back the $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he decided to marry the one with the largest breasts.
There are many lessons in this modern day parable.
First is that a boob job is one of the best investments that will bring the highest ROI for women. Second is that men are stupid.
(DISCLAIMER: I did not intend to insult any men, women, and feminists in any way.)
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